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February 18, 2008

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How to Eat a Banana in Public and Other News

Atlanta Airport.

It is incredibly uncomfortable to eat a banana in the gate area filled mostly with men. Wow. I made sure to only use my teeth, but the stares never stopped.

In other news—hey there’s Evander Holyfeld. Wow, he’s big. But I’m only 5’2, so everyone is big.

No, I did not get his autograph, although in hindsight, I should have, if only to sell it on Ebay and make some baby Ca$h.

It’s been a great four days in the sun, although a long time with Grams. I’ve never been happy to leave the beach and sunshine, but really I can’t wait to get home, see the kitties, sleep in my own bed and not have anyone hovering over me!