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August 16, 2008


Overheard on the Sidewalk

“Why won’t you kiss me?”

“I will. I’m just afraid you’ll hug me and hurt my tits and that scares me.”

Young man passes us, looks sideways and tries his hardest not to laugh.

OMG, my tits hurt.  I had to tell everyone at brunch, “please don’t hug me, my tits are killing me”.

Could be the drugs.  Could be pregnant.  Only time will tell…five more days.