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April 8, 2009


Overheard in the Bathroom

“Holy Shit, wow, look at this.”

“That’s some good stuff.”
“It’s like over an inch long!”
“Oh yeah, you’re totally ovulating.  I want you to know when you leave this house, if you see a hunka hunka burnin love, you have my full permission to go make a baby.”
“Honey, don’t put thoughts like that in my head!”
“I’m not putting any thoughts in your head.  I’m making suggestions.  Very strong suggestions.”
“There was that guy at my meeting this morning.  He was so hot and I thought, man, if I were a guy that’s the guy I’d like to be.”
“OK, good.  Go find him and have sex with your man self.  And I will fully understand if you don’t make it home in time for dinner tonight.”
“You’re crazy.”
“I know.  Have fun!  Go make me a baby!”