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June 2, 2009


"I’ve Been Waiting for a Fert Report….

To Come into My Life….”

NINE!!! 2 were immature and 1 had a 3-some and was banned from the group (get it on my friend, get it on!) so we have 9 fertilized–all on their own, no ICSI involved!!

I’m fucking thrilled!
Chicken is like “what’s ICSI?”
Sometimes it’s better when only one of you knows what is truly going on…that way at least one person is blissfully calm throughout everything.

However, my lab (NYU) does not inform me on a daily basis what’s going on with said embryos, so I’ll just have to wait.
Chicken suggested maybe that’s the universe’s way of telling me to chill out about it and just think positive thoughts.
Let Go and Let God.

Personally, I think the eggs felt all your prayers and heard me singing them a song last night and decided to “get down on it”.

Saturday, June 6th, 11:30am we have transfer scheduled.
And yes, for those of you that asked, June 6th is my “real” 40th birthday.
Pretty awesome birthday present!

Now off to meditate with my Anji Step 2 and think only positive thoughts.


Lay Eggy Lay

This song was recorded in 1969 (gasp! the year I was born) by Bob Dylan, but I like Gemma’s voice much, much better. ┬áThe video is actually a little scary, don’t know what they were thinking! ┬áBut the song is quite beautiful, so just listen, don’t look!

Lay Eggy Lay

Lay Down in that Petri Dish
Ah-ah- aaahh

Lay Eggy Lay
Lay down don’t you re-sist
Ahh-ahh aaah

The time has come for you to–meet your sperm
You know you want it, just to a-ffirm!

Lay Eggy Lay
Lay Across that petri dish
Stay Eggy Stay
Stay with your man awhile
Until the break of day
Let me see you make him smile

You look so lovely when you–multiply
And the beauty when you–start to divide

Stay Eggy Stay
Stay with your man awhile

Waited so long for the world to begin
You can have your sperm and fer-til-ize
Why wait any longer for the one you love
When he’s in the dish–with you

Lay eggy lay
Lay down in your petri dish
Stay eggy stay
Stay while the night is still ahead

I long to see you in a–human form
I long to reach for you just to a-dore

Stay eggy stay
Stay while the night is still ahead