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December 6, 2010


One Giant Boob Doing the Goat

At a time when it seems some babies are starting to wean….I am feeling like a giant boob ALL the time. Im thrilled that they love to breastfeed so much….but it’s a little problematic that they want to do it SO much.

These days, when I walk into the room, they shriek and crawl to me. When I’m down on the ground with them, they rip at my shirt and cry until I lift it up.
I’ve perfected what we call “doing the goat”. As I’ve mentioned before, now that they can crawl to me to eat, I feel like I am feeding baby goats.

Well, now I have figured out that I can sit in my Lazy Boy with one baby on my lap facing me, the other baby has now crawled over to the chair because he KNOWS it’s goat time and he’s not going to miss out on the booby, I lean over–while holding on to the first baby–and somehow lift up baby #2. Now I’ve got them both on my lap, their legs are straddling mine and they–quite literally–dive in with great gusto.

There is a lot of diving in, pulling off, examining the nipple with great concentration usually in the form of twisting, diving back on, reaching over to make sure the brother is still there, poking a finger in the brother’s ear, pulling the ear, pulling the hair, slapping my chest, pulling off, looking around, smiling at me, diving back on again…
You get the idea. It is anything BUT calm, but damn it’s cute!
They also know the words “goat” and “magic booby” and you don’t want to say those words out loud unless you mean it!

Here we are doing the “goat”. You can’t even tell I’m breastfeeding, can you?

I’ve also started a bad habit late in the game….I’ve been (sometimes) nursing Whoop Whoop to sleep for his morning nap. He was having such a hard time with the standing in the crib I felt so bad for him…then came the virus last week (they are all better now, it wasn’t that bad thank goodness) and now, well, um…

He likes it! I like it! He naps! I nap! It’s a win-win situation.

We put them both down for their morning nap around 8:30 (yes, they are still very early morning risers) and while Grunter usually ‘gets it’ within 10 minutes and is fast asleep, Whoop Whoop sometimes does and sometimes doesn’t.
Since I can’t nap in the room with them anymore (they are too aware that I am there and just cry, cry, cry) I sometimes take a nap on the sofa. But, if W2 is crying too long, I just go in the bedroom, scoop him up and take him to bed with me.
We snuggle in, he nurses happily and if I’m lucky I nap, too.
He takes a much longer nap this way and I love that he’s so content. There’s nothing like a baby in your bed waking up, smiling at you with sleepy eyes and opening his mouth wide for more booby. This kid has turned into quite the boob man. He wants it all the time and I admit, I just can’t say no.

They are growing up so fast and I just want to hold on to as much baby snuggly goodness as I can, any way I can.