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October 9, 2012

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My Kids Will Only Nap in the Stroller

Everything comes full circle. When they were babies they would only nap in the stroller and so I walked and walked and walked. Rain or shine. Snow or sweat. And now, here we are again. 
A stroller walk was the only thing that got them to sleep today. Too bad it’s 5pm. 
The stroller is heavy, it hurts my wrists and it’s the lovely wet, cold, dark time of year–but I think stroller walks are back on.  Ah well, I need more exercise.

An old lady had the nerve
to come up and tell me Max couldn’t breathe like that. I snapped at her that I’d managed to keep them alive for almost 3 years thank you very much. Which was, you know, a ‘more’ polite way of saying “Shut the Fuck Up Thank You Very Much”.



Then I went and bought beer. They are still sound asleep in the stroller and I….am drinking a beer on the couch.

They kicked off their rain boots and promptly conked out.