Hello, California? Hi, we came to see you last August and we did the L.A. real estate tour for 10 days and we were seriously considering moving to you. But the timing was off, something wasn’t right.
Then, we went to S.F. this winter and we really loved you. You seemed smarter than L.A. even though we really are fond of palm trees…
And now, you do this to us? When we love you so much already and fear that every winter in NYC we will die from freezing winds whipping down the avenues. This makes it very difficult for us, California.
I’ll tell you what…we’re going to get pregnant first. Then, we’re going to get the main moneymaker transferred so someone else picks up that cross-country moving bill.
And then…well California, we may just have to move.
Because really, it would get us six hours closer to Asia and now the gay marriage thing? That’s just icing on the cake!
***I wish you weren’t subject to a ballot cast in November…that could change everything***