You write a post about how it’s all over and there’s no chance….and then…
YOU GET FAINTY MCFAINT.
Yes, my friends who did not give up hope, I just peed on a stick and got a faint PLUS.
For today, I am PREGNANT. I will pee on another stick Saturday and Sunday and then Monday we’ll find out just how pregnant I am with the beta!!!
I think the baby was just waiting for Chicken to get home (which she did last night) so we could be all be together. That was the plan all along.
Me: OMG, look at this.
Chicken: What is it? Oh this one’s different. What does that mean? Did it work?
Me: It worked! It’s faint.
Chicken: Oh! OK, I’m not going to get too excited yet (trying to protect her heart)
Me: NO! Get excited! I need you f*cking excited! (heart on a platter)
Chicken: Oh! I’m very excited! Very excited!
WOW. Here we go again. Please let this one work. Stick baby STICK!