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Overheard in the Bathroom

“Holy Shit, wow, look at this.”

“That’s some good stuff.”
“It’s like over an inch long!”
“Oh yeah, you’re totally ovulating.  I want you to know when you leave this house, if you see a hunka hunka burnin love, you have my full permission to go make a baby.”
“Honey, don’t put thoughts like that in my head!”
“I’m not putting any thoughts in your head.  I’m making suggestions.  Very strong suggestions.”
“There was that guy at my meeting this morning.  He was so hot and I thought, man, if I were a guy that’s the guy I’d like to be.”
“OK, good.  Go find him and have sex with your man self.  And I will fully understand if you don’t make it home in time for dinner tonight.”
“You’re crazy.”
“I know.  Have fun!  Go make me a baby!”
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9 Comments

  • Reply Anonymous April 8, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Sounds like some random man is going to have the luckiest day of his life! Hilarious!

  • Reply insertmetaphor April 8, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Hilarious! I’m jealous, Fern never lets me show off my stretchy CM – she doesn’t want to see it! :(

  • Reply AdventuresInBabyMaking April 8, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    This is cracking me up! So effing funny. And so effing true.

  • Reply Jen April 8, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    So funny and I totally got a mental picture during the entire dialogue!

  • Reply poppycat April 8, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Ha! Watch out, she’s on the prowl!

    PS – Nice change to the page.

  • Reply cindyhoo2 April 8, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    ha! I have tried and tried to talk my partner into this. She is still pretty resistant also… something about being a lesbian and all 😉

    Great post!

  • Reply babypants April 8, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    This is pretty darn funny.. xo L

  • Reply The Amily Diaries April 9, 2009 at 1:30 am

    hahaha!

  • Reply Gia April 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    totally funny!

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