Overheard on the Sidewalk

“Why won’t you kiss me?”

“I will. I’m just afraid you’ll hug me and hurt my tits and that scares me.”

Young man passes us, looks sideways and tries his hardest not to laugh.

OMG, my tits hurt.  I had to tell everyone at brunch, “please don’t hug me, my tits are killing me”.

Could be the drugs.  Could be pregnant.  Only time will tell…five more days.
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  • Reply mulberry August 17, 2008 at 12:12 am

    rootin’ for knocked up! just saying…

  • Reply insertmetaphor August 17, 2008 at 5:09 am

    I’m seconding the pregnant vote. I think that option is much better.

  • Reply giggleblue August 17, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    holy sheep! gosh, i’m really waiting to know now!!!

  • Reply Carrie August 18, 2008 at 3:53 am

    omg this sounds exciting!!!! i like the sound of sore tatas. haha. ive got my fingers and toes crossed that this is the month. :) At first i was bummed that our cycles stopped being in perfect sync, but if you are pregnant than who gives a hoot, right! haha. :)

  • Reply CD and SP August 18, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    hahahahaha..i would’ve looked at you without trying to laugh (except probably would have) too!!

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